RAWR Tonight!

Tonight on Monday Night RAWR! (taped on a Friday) we shall see the WWE Champion Ardu defend his title against the upcoming star Mitey!

Without a doubt the match was fairly fought, but Mitey got the advantage while the WWE Champion was busy checking his hair in a small mirror he had bought to the ring. Mitey took advantage using a well placed DDT through one of the barricades. He then dragged him into the ring for the big finale, The Portrait! (drawing him in such a disgusting and grotesque way as to psyche-out the opponent) and covered him for the win!

Here is a picture of the new champion after the match.

(No idiots were harmed in the making of this blogger entry.)